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Testicle Job Interview

By Burden of Atlas

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Hello, my name is testicle and this is my twin brother, also named testicle. We are interested in applying for the sperm donating position and have donated to many different recievers over many years. We have plenty of experience in many different positions in this field and we accumulated this experience mostly during adolescence and adulthood. Transportation is not a problem, we have our own sack, handles well. :) We have lots of leadership experience and are well trusted by our peers. Between us, the brain, and the heart, we usually have the final say on the most important decisions. Our reference goes by the name Penis, we have known him for many years. He is a master spelunker and claims there is no cave he can't navigate, although he has trouble deciding whether to go in or out, so he usually does both repeatedly and quickly. We hope you consider our application and we look forward to donating many times to you in the near future, thank you for your time.Hehe, if balls could talk. Written December 7th, 2001 © on Dec 07 2001 09:48 AM PST   0 • 14

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