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Bimbo and Ken

By repomen79

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Bimbo was slim never went to the gym. In the world of little plastic men. Told flexible Ken, She didn't love him. Even kicked his plastic shin. But Bimbo, Ken cried, I was made for you. I won't fit with another girl. What should a plastic He-man do? When you give G I Joe a whirl. Why, yesterday Batman whispered to me. Got any naked pictures of you're wife? If not, I've a couple you can have for free. She's the best I ever had in my life. Bimbo, I'm your baby, so please explain. Theres a rumor going round. Rambo told me, you were driving a train. But I never heard a sound. I know we had no ceremony. But it doesn't mean I don't care. When I find you on the bed with My Little Pony. And you're both naked there I know you're a doll, with wooden blocks. And every time the giant comes here. You wind up naked, in a big toy box. And you're clothes Just disappear. I can't expect you to change on your own. You're at the mercy of tiny hands. you're clothes are scattered to parts unknown. Bimbo, Ken loves you. He understands. Written November 29th, 2001 © on Nov 29 2001 01:08 AM PST, Patric Patterson    0 • 14

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