Yo Mom (one)
By repomen79
Yo mom, heads up, babies on the way. Damp champ, heavyweight, In the ring to stay. He'll make a case for his own place. And this is what he'll say. Boom slang, sideswipe, elevated huckleberry. Sweetie pie, in you're eye, ordinary coronary. Diaper snake, small mistake, elemental oddities. Food in, spoon chin, commencing dinner jamborees. Bottles, bras, baloney heads, noogies are applied. Night light, sleep tight, throw the cat outside. Baby tub, belly rub,secondary ice cream cone. Get a grip, its a trip, destination is unknown. Day sleeper, carpet creeper, hungry? you bet. Mop top, little doorstop, cover every outlet. Wake up, time to make up, a four a. m. snack. Don't lay down, you won't stay down, He'll call you right back. You'll cry, and you'll sigh, even wish you were a man. He's that creep, who gets to sleep while you wish that-you can. I am small and you are all, of everything to me. You control my tiny soul, and the person I will beFor Latasha, and little Christopher, with love Written November 29th, 2001 © on Mar 21 2002 03:35 AM PST, Patric Patterson 0 • 14
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"Yo mom, heads up, babies on the way...."