Land's End

"First Episode?Noel and Liam in front room. Both have guitars, Noels has an ‘L’ plate on it.Liam: It’s E minor then C you knob.Noel: That’s not what it says in the book.Liam: What does it say in the bo..."

"I'm the funny guy who makes people laugh, Turn around and watch those same people disperse, I think I've got what is known as sad clown syndrome, Is that the reason I sit alone at home? I see things ..."

"Some how I ended up next to you, A few minutes late to the classroom, It took a while for me to realise, You were what I've been looking for all my life, Opportunity missed,Your chance has gone, You..."

"Your Love Is Like Baaah-d Medicine Liam: So then, where do you stand on the whole bestiality issue? Noel: The what?!! Liam: Bestiality, you know shagging sheep. Noel: Oh well, I haven’t tried it. ..."

"(Martin is getting ready for his date) Martin: (looking in mirror) Oh you look sexy, oh baby (starts licking the mirror) Oh baby, you're hot, come on baby, feel it (Martin starts having sex with mirro..."

"A symbol for all that's gone wrong, Hollow, corporate, all creativity gone, Famous, adored, A national icon, Your face is the product, Who needs a good song? Part of a group that defined a generation..."