YO, MOM! (two)

YO mom, heads up, babies almost two. 7 up sippy cup. Throw it all on you. The little one will make you run, And heres just what he'll do. Little bored, power cord, give the thing a pull. Milk stored, now infloored, good thing its not full. Trash bin, medicine, babies on the prowl. Play pen, toss him in, baby starts to howl. Teddy bear, lying there, threw up on its fur. Momma care? had her share, Of baby barf on her. Outlet, havent yet, found our way inside. Upset? dont forget, the last time that we tried. Food fight, just right, why else did God make sauce? Floor white? Food in flight, Spaghetti all across. Unfed, threw instead, now ready for a snack. Mamma's lead to hide in bed and maybe not come back. To the tub, Careful bub, that waters really cold. Rub a dub, wash off that grub, before it starts to mold. Move a bowel, smelling foul, mamma looks disressed. Grabs a towel,starts to howl,I just got you dressed!! Think smart, sweetheart, It hasn't ended yet. Lttle fart, apple cart, made to be upset. Living room, little boom, lets hang on the dial. Get a broom, we assume, no tv for awhile. Mamma hes so very Light, and so close to the ground. Feels he needs to have a bite, of everything hes found. It isn't raining rain to you, cause rain just aint that loud. you do not spend your time in vain,One day he'll make you proud.You can believe me when I tell you that( for the second time in my life) I KNOW this from first hand experience. I just reposted the first cause they go together. Written March 21st, 2002 © on Mar 21 2002 03:25 AM PST, Patric Patterson    0 • 14