American Pie

"First Episode?Noel and Liam in front room. Both have guitars, Noels has an ‘L’ plate on it.Liam: It’s E minor then C you knob.Noel: That’s not what it says in the book.Liam: What does it say in the bo..."

"I'm the funny guy who makes people laugh, Turn around and watch those same people disperse, I think I've got what is known as sad clown syndrome, Is that the reason I sit alone at home? I see things ..."

"Some how I ended up next to you, A few minutes late to the classroom, It took a while for me to realise, You were what I've been looking for all my life, Opportunity missed,Your chance has gone, You..."

"Your Love Is Like Baaah-d Medicine Liam: So then, where do you stand on the whole bestiality issue? Noel: The what?!! Liam: Bestiality, you know shagging sheep. Noel: Oh well, I haven’t tried it. ..."

"Noel: I've been thinking. Liam: What about badgerspunk! Noel: You know Land's End in Cornwall. Liam: I've been there many times. ( Cut to rows of pictures of Liam through the years, At Lands End.  ..."

"(Martin is getting ready for his date) Martin: (looking in mirror) Oh you look sexy, oh baby (starts licking the mirror) Oh baby, you're hot, come on baby, feel it (Martin starts having sex with mirro..."