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Ask Jeeves, but he doesn't know!

By D Bailey

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You must of heard of the Ask Jeeves site which according to the adverts on telly suggest that whilst your cycling or washing your car in a lovely sunny,crime free area of town.You can simply ask your butler called Jeeves any question in the world and he will answer you there and then. That sounds great,"Jeeves what is the capital of Peru? Jeeves why was American Pie 2 made? Jeeves why are people called Kevin always knobs? Jeeves why did the greatest comic mind and one of the most important social observe's ever to walk on this planet,Bill hick's,die so young and virtually unknown? So this is great all my question's can be answered. Then I actually go to the site.It starts fine,simply ask Jeeves your question. So I did and what do I get a list of possible sites that the answer MIGHT be on. Ask Jeeves is just another search engine. False advertising me thinks,the advert should be a man washing his car asks the sterotypical Englishman, "Jeeves what is the capital of Pereu?, Jeeves turns round and looks at the man "Well sir, I don't give a flying fuck,here's an Encyclopedia it might be in there. Anyway sir I'am of now am on a promise with the maid.Angry young man rant's about pointless issue, to hide real problems.Well it's cheaper than thearpy. Written February 18th, 2002 © on Feb 17 2002 11:06 PM PST   10 • 0

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"You must of heard of the Ask Jeeves site which according to the adverts on telly suggest that whilst your cycling or washing your car in a lovely sunny,crime free area of town.You can simply ask your butler called Jeeves any question in the world and he will answer you there and then. That sounds great,"Jeeves what is the capital of Peru? Jeeves why was American Pie 2 made? Jeeves why are people called Kevin always knobs? Jeeves why did the greatest comic mind and one of the most important social observe's ever to walk on this planet,Bill hick's,die so young and virtually unknown?..."

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