Desdemona
Desdemona archive of published lines and poems on Linespedia.
"I go to a fancy web page All I do is click All these damn pop up adds Are sure making me sick Click to see Brittney Spears Click to see some porn Click for free DVDs How about a free CD of Korn? I ..."
"Members of the jury let me plead my case I have nothing to lie about Yes, I did break in their place I swear they have my alien hid A creature I really lust So I tried to sneak into their house..."
"Another day at work Another fancy dollar I think I had just heard Another Lesbian holler Oh my gosh What is up with this geek He is sticking his penis inside the wall I guess I shouldn't have ..."
"I captured a moment A glimpse through the window My heart skipped short in it's beats Streaking Blinking Complicated images What could it be? Do my peepers deceive me? Imagination runs wild Like a st..."
"Seven days will be my life's ending Ending of a new era of time Time to say goodbye to friends Friends whom I loved in this life eternally Eternally burned into my hearts soul forever Forever I w..."
"Do you want to visually seduce me? Arousing me begins with your visual appreciation. Outline my body with your eyes, Stare at my sexually sensitive flesh. Satisfy for a moment my sexual needs. So ac..."
"Who goes this creature of the night? The one that comes out just to fright Bright Red eyes, Six feet tall The creature that made the Silver Bridge fall Wings they stretch ten feet wide This creature h..."
"ALONE Here I am once again Sitting quietly alone in this dark theatre Movie starts I drift off to dream Waking up Look around ALONE ALONE Walking around No hand to hold Getting to feel bitter old A..."
"When your day is diabolical Look forth to the sky You will find thee lurking in the mist Singing a tune of Willow Sharing a wing of comfort Flying with a musical melody Soaring with the greatest of..."
"Somedays.. When you feel life isn't worth living anymore When your coffee has all ran out There is no more gas in your car Remember you do have friends Friends will always pick you up Friends will al..."
"She is every mans wet dream A woman with a big mouth A woman so naked to the world "I can take it them all" she moans So wide they glide One Two... Watch as I place them in my mouth THE BALLS THE NI..."
"Today will be the day of the rest of my life! After nine long months of kissing and sucking my wittle toes Smiling for the ultrasound cameras Wiggling and bouncing inside my mommy's tummy Kicking ..."
"Hearts and Roses and Kisses Galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell ov..."
"~Mars~ Broken picture of my love Broken glass like my heart Free - fall in crimson Through my mind Tearing me a p a r t I call on mars Through my tears,, Through the stars To avenge ..."
"Everytime I turn around You turn away from me Knowing deep in your heart Our love was meant to be Sometimes your smile is so warm Sometimes it's just like ice You lie in bed and tell me tales When I ..."
"Mama, I heard you weep today So dry your weary eyes I am here with my friend Steven To tell you our last good-byes We are both real angels now Flying in this sky We will always watch over you Mama I ..."
"Today I met a Walmart greeter named Gus He had only one arm and cussed The button on his vest said "ask me where it's at?" So, I pointed at his missing arm and did just that. He said "Keep YOUR DA..."
"Today only I am living my life as a man You can address me as The Big Dapper Dan I will sit in my underwear and watch some football And hang up on women, when they try to give me a call I will g..."
"Today I picked up my phone I called the 900 number on the screen What does Miss. Cleo have in store for me? Well, let's have a listen and see She said "You are a Leo" "And your talented and sweet" "A..."
"I asked my grandma today "Grandma, where does the unicorn's live?" She said, "under your pillow my dear." I said, "but why grandma?" She said, "because they come out when you have been bad." I sa..."
"I am sick of all these heartaches I am sick of all these troubles My eyes no longer cry tears of any emotion My heart no longer asks for comfort or pain People burden me People bore me People no longe..."
"Today, I took a big step One small step on the escalator One giant leap in my mind This is my biggest fear Why you ask? It moves so quickly What if my shoe string is untied? It could get sucked..."
"Oh hail all ye dragons Come forth I do call We lost our fierce leader He's not in the hall I looked in the observatory I glanced in the den I looked in the cellar He is no where to have been I searc..."
"It's been years now Since you passed through our minds Our once obsession Our bottomless pit Your string puppets Pull us this way No wait... pull us that way Taunting us with death threats Taunting u..."
"Independent woman I am free to roam Money all mine, no children of my own Just small talk will seem to get me by I seem to always catch the gay women's eyes Relationships haven't been my specialty Com..."
"Dearest sir, my deepest sympathy Regarding the loss of your cock I still can't believe your crazy wife Would put on it, a Combination Lock You couldn't even imagine my concern When I heard your ..."
"Today, I'm off on a huge road trip I packed up some Slim Jims and some tator' chips A road map... And a old nap sack And a cooler full of Busch light beer I'm on my way to Buffalo Where the big..."
"I have to write an American song I wouldn't have to think for long So, many things to sing about When, I look up sitting in class I see the flag outside waving Singing it's own song Everything you co..."