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"Principia Futilia Vol. II containing the first duely recorded Study of Gothic Behaviorial Patterns On the prodigious and weighty reasons this study was conducted: Sirs, in this world of creatures ma..."

"The Wonder that is the Ron                   Labels were created by man to provide clarity in his life; to define things previously unknown. They are necessary and helpful things in their simplest ..."

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"I watched a blacksmith work in humble silence asserting smooth mastery over iron and flame his hands calloused with years of experience. I knew that my hands, clumsy and unsteady as they were Would n..."

"A lonely fork sits at my feet Cast aside through some careless decision of mine Lying dormant and inactive It reminds me of the man at McDonalds Who gives you your change Not the teenager, but the ol..."

"I spend my days chasing a bluebird until the effort wears holes in shoes and mind alike. She always flits just out of reach singing her sweet song for all to hear. "No-one can appreciate her song mo..."

"The following are some Haiku I've written under the pressures of extreme ennui. They're not good, but they passed away some of my time, perhaps they'll do the same for you. Concerning 6th Period: Et..."

"Narrator: Welcome to the Hall of Nobility, the international headquarters of the Justice Friends, a band of superheroes devoted to insuring goodness and humanity in all the world. Big name superheroes..."

"The Amazing and Outlandish Odyssey of Don Nice Guy Narrator: In the turbulent times of the 1920’s, all of Chicago was plagued by gangsters and their rough n’ tough way of doing things. Many terrif..."

"I am the eagle, the bird of prey always upwards, looking down on the specks of humanity below me Detached, determined, destined to never run fingers of flesh and feeling over smooth smooth grass lord..."

"Gents and Ladies, let out a "Huzzah!" The fine knight and scholar, Tabor is here! With a friendly "Hullo!" and an endearing "sirrah", he's come to drive out every vestige of fear! His arm is mighty, ..."

"Surrounded by an excess of humanity Impenetrable, Indiscernible, Powerfully complex A myriad-branched sapling sprout of fertile minds Across sea and field and mountain, a scarcity of privilege Forces..."

"Lord, thankyou for today's lessons. Give me the wisdom to learn from them, the fortitude to endure them, and the will to receive more. I am grateful for my strengths, and for my weaknesses. For my fr..."

"As I sit atop this lofty peak my blood swimming with warm tea and my mind swirling with the intoxicating richness about me I peer down at the treacherous path below that brought me here and laugh at t..."

"Morality without will makes a hypocrite Will without morality makes a tyrant I'll struggle on trying to make due with one or the other, hoping the struggle itself grants me what I need. Written April..."